CHRISTMAS!

this is what me and mad was doing on the 23rd of dec... baking cookies... 5 freaking batches of cookies for christmas day... just took us merely 5 hours to bake these 5 batch.. of course after we were done all our sweat and tears from hard laughing has already dripped into the batter.. *slurp* *slurp* it taste wonderful... : )

just some mere temptations for you are the pictures of the cookies we baked.. yum yum, anyone wants one!? btw, can you spot the mickey?

-KrisLow-

Merry Christmas Everyone!

Dear Cousins,

Merry Christmas!!! *muacks* *hugz*




-KrisLow-

men

Dear Cousins,

the below joke is like truth for all men...... well almost all men...

"How are men like mascara?
Any sign of emotion and they're running!"

-KrisLow-

Glitz & Glam '07 - Disneyland style..

The year is ending already again. And last Friday was Disneyland's 9th annual Christmas party.

I did not get drunk.. Lolz.. It was... fun in a way I guess (like when our version of PUSSYcat dolls came onto stage and roamed around the ballroom, btw, they're all transvesites, professional ones, or like when we all just plain went silly..)

But like the very unglamorous Cinderella, I walked down the sweeping stairs and handed my valet ticket to the valet (duh) and left by midnight. I left behind a group of friends and colleagues who were determined to consume every drop of booze around and inadvertedly commit scandalous or embarassing acts that has resulted to all the sheepish looks thats been shot around all day long.

I love a good party, always have, always will, but that night, my mind and heart just wasn't there anymore. I was feeling pensive and anti-social. I wanted the booze without the fluff. But I did go out again with a "friend" after I got home which resulted to a very evil hangover the next day.

And no.. this pic does not consist of transvesites too.. Hhahahaa... But it does include a very effective push up bra on my ex-housemate.. Hahhahaa...

-maddylow-

Have you registered?

.. as a voter?

I urge all eligible cousins and brothers to register yourself. It takes less than 20 minutes at your nearest post office.

As this is a family blog, I will not proceed to rant and rave about why you should register =p

For more information, please go to:http://www.spr.gov.my/index/regelectors.htm

-maddylow-

p.s Yes I have registered!

in da cubE...

I am... sleepy sleepy sleepy sleepy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I woke up at half past 5 this morning and now it's ONLY 10.30. I'm sitting here in my cube in Disneyland and wondering if I've somehow died and gone to hell..

See... my issue here is not due to lack of sleep, but the fact that I'm in a catch-22 situation about my current project and hence I've resorted to doing what my baby brother AKA the LIAR does at work.

And letme tell you, I can now understand why he's perpetually bored.

-maddylow-

sad....

1st of all i would like to apologize to all the low family members out there how to what has conspire between my younger brother and my younger sister. for my siblings to actually argue over a bottle of chivas is just sad. the debate on who is right and who is wrong will go on till the end of time. so i have decided as an older brother which by right makes me wiser and more good looking to actually buy them both a bottle of chivas. see..... problem solve. now here's the catch. the bottle will be placed at home ( once it is ready ). for whoever who wants their bottle have to come and get it personally.
terrence " the kor "

The TRUTH!!!!!!!!!

Elder brother, elder & younger cousins,

I am here to speak the TRUTH of what happened.

The fact is, my baby brother is a liar and and a cheater.

When I left the office at half past four, last Thursday, he was still bitching about not being able to leave the office much later. An hour later, I was logged on to the internet and decided to brag about being away from my cubicle in Disneyland.



He replied my instant msg by insisting that he is home already.

I refused to believe him and the debate went on and on until I decided that to prove his location, he shld call me from the house phone. He refused. I insisted. He refused again. I insisted.

And we agreed that if he is at home already, I will give him a bottle of Chivas, otherwise, he has to give me two. It's all agreed upon. (Contact me for conversation log)

He finally called.

It was from a Hartamas area number.

*gasp*

Plus, well, duh, I have his house number saved, innit??

That twitty twat was lying.

When I inquired about my 2 bottles of Chivas, he went into denial and constructed a story which he immediately posted on our sacred blog.

Now, everyone who has played Othelo, Checkers or even Gin with my baby brother the liar would KNOW he's a cheater.

I seek the counsel of all the cracked Low cousins to insist he gives me my two bottles of Chivas so we can all drink it together and get tipsy together gether...

-MaddyLow-

I WAS ROBBED BY MY OWN SISTER

Today i made a bet with the stupid cheater madeline low that if i can proof to her that im at home she would buy a bottle of chivas. after proving it by making a quick phone call, she refused to accept it and claims that its my office phone. i would just like everybody to know that i had won and she had lost ergo, she owes me a bottle of chivas.

Please people, advise her to keep her words and pay up like a good sport.



Haihz....So disappointed. and i thought she was above such nonsense..

terry"the i just got robbed one" low

Good Morning!

my puppy.. in case u all r wondering, my 1 year old male dog raped my 10 year old bitch and got her pregnant.. here is the picture of the result, which had me and my mother running around like headless chickens when Lady couldn't deliver the puppy without any proffesional help.

Updates 2....

Im back for a minute.Just to let you guys know that im still alive here.....still attached with the HOTEL...hmm...busy & busy & very busy with X'mas now....
Planning to leave the company early next yr, of cuz i haf better offer but turned them dwn. Still wondering wat to do besides sales sales sales & sales.
For me, many things happened in this two mths .Long ,sad, funny, different kinds of stories to tell. To be continue...................... :p

-DiLow-

Updates.............

Well, except for 2 cousins, 1 uncle and 1 cousin-in-law, no other family members not including my immediate family has stepped into my cafe. Which is sad, but I have no words to express what is inside.. Anyway, Madelin Low, I would say "JUST GO!!" it's a wonderful opportunity and grab it while you can.. anyway, we are only 3 hours away by road and 45minutes by plane.. so no biggie, we can be there in a heart beat... so don't worry and uproot already!! btw, my car recently broke down at Jln Raja Chulan due to no gas (my gauge is spoilt, alvin will fix it soon, so it's NOT MY FAULT!!) anyway, mad had to ride pillion to go get gas, hahaha, ask her abt the story, it's a funny one.. hehehehehehehe... anyway, as she pointed out, it seems that our cars seem to only break down when the both of us are together... her car tire went flat and i was there, my car broke down and she was there and GOD knows what else... it's been a good year and maybe next year will be better..

2007 is coming to an end and looks like we are going to have a blasting 2008!!

-KrisLow-

Moving...?

It's been ages since I posted anything here. Plenty has happened since then. Terry & Aaron got "brokeback mountained", Kristy's cafe (great place, btw, you ppl shuld drop by) is thriving, Fran kor has quite smoking (8 days today?) and plenty more.

As for me, I'm currently filled with uncertainity.

I attempted resigning on Monday but was asked to stay and offered a promotion to stay instead. Two days later a Singaporean company called me to offer me a position there.

I do want to go but there's many things to think about and sort out. I can say that with my recent promotion, I'll be in a more comfortable position than before.

I know, I'm only 25 now, but next year I'll be 26,, then 27...28.. 29.. 30... Somewhere along the way, I'd be ied down with more and more commitments and I might never get the opportunity to relocate again. I know it's never too late for anything, look at Ken & Grace, but I feel like this is my chance..

I'm not planning to move there for good, but at least for just a little while. To see a little bit more of the world on an outside turf instead.

I have my whole support system here and it's going to be scary having to prove myself all over again in a new (and kiasu) company. I could fuck up real bad and come bck, or I could do really well. I don't know..

On Monday, I will have to give my answer. If I do go, I'll have to be there by January. If I do go, I'll only have a couple of months to sort out everything and uproot.

I still don't know.. When this started, the motivation was to get out of the country for a longer period than a few days each trip. To get away for a bit. Now that I've got it, the realisation of what I'll be getting away from is holding me back.

But one life... one chance to live it?

I need your advises, opinions and support now...

-maddy

words to think about..

for those who swore to remember,
let go of the past and seek the future,
treasure those around you before its too late,
love them now...for Death will not wait.

tears and regrets we have all faced,
some say thats life....only a phase,
time and tide waits for no men,
make amends now while you still can.

terrence

Take this with a pinch of salt.

Days passed and the tears have all but dried
Tears which we tried so hard to hide
Tears which we tried so hard to fight
Have dried in 7 days and 7 nights.

Weeks passed and the lights have faded
Lights so bright, it left most of us blinded
Lights so bright, it made us see
What pathetic and sad people we have came to be.

Months passed and the memory is hopelessly forgotten
A memory which was fresh have now gone rotten
A memory which we swore to protect,
A memory which we vowed never to forget
A memory so filled with shame and regrets !!
Is forever lost in our hearts and buried deep in our heads

Years will pass and another one will fall
Another one which we never knew at all
Another one which will bring us tears
And yet be forgotten in less then a year.

Heed my words or my predictions will come true
And when it does, the shame is on you.

terry 'the poetic one' low

gimme... gimme.......

ok, i have lost my mobile phone... dun ask questions... please send me your numbers once again as i have no one's number now... thank you very much... for those who don't have my no..... shame on you...... isn't it BONDING time?!

-KrisLow-

moving on....

yeah yeah yeah... thank you Mr Terry Low for the enlightment... anyway, for those of you who doesn't know yet, our dear aunty Ruby is moving to Cherating on friday 29th september 2007... hahahaha... she dun want nothing from us, just for the us to visit as often as possible... if she has it her way it will be once a month... and be paying guest, not free hoggers... :P anyway, i've resigned from Club Med, so you guys can ALL STOP ASKING ME FOR FREE HOLIDAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just in case u are not wondering... hehehe, i am opening a cafe with some friends in Jln Ampang.. ; )

ok, till the next boring time again...

-KristyLow-

since you asked,,,

yesterday i was working. so was the day before and the day before that. guess what im doing today??? nope, its not sky diving or even exploring new and uncharted land, its working. and guess what, on monday, you are so not gonna believe this, but im gonna work again!!! how amazing is that??? bet you are all curious about what im doing on tuesday. not gonna tell you, but ill give you a hint, it starts with a W and it rhymes it porking.

and i didnt get lost. i took the scenic route. its the closest i come to exploring uncharted territories.


on a less sarcastic note, ill leave you all with a funny joke i read recently while, you know it, working.

why is a waist called a waist? cuz anything between the pussy and the breast is a waste. har har.

terry 'the working one' low

What's Happening!!

Hello... why this blog suddenly become so boring one?! nothing exciting happen also blog something la... Terry Low gave the lame excuse that his life is always the same daily... Wait i have to mention this, after coming to ang kor's house about a gazillion and 2 times, he still gets lost coming here... sigh... SAY SOMETHING!!!


-KrisLow-

BACK!

Gosh 4 days on holiday with 15 other family members is 4 days too damn long.. You learn new characthers abt ppl whom you've so-called known all your life and sometimes it's a scary thing to see... ugh... anyway, all in all it was a good trip, but i think i will think 20 times before i make the decision to travel with 15 other ppl be it family members or with friends.. anyway, below is a picture of everyone.. behind is part of mount kinabalu....

Life vs Fairy tail

When everything seems to be perfect..in life....something surely turns wrong.Thats when we realise that wrold that we are living in ......in not a fairy tail ,where everything goes the way we planed and always end " happily ever after ".

Relationships are eternal; separation of our bodies does not mean separation of our souls. Someones leaving sometimes feels like the greatest pain we have ever suffered. But our relationships do not die, they just change form. Faith means knowing that no one is ever really gone. Often we long for another person because, in an invisible, intangible realm, we're still communicating, still connecting, still seeking resolution. It's normal to have a time to grieve the loss of the relationship....but inevitably.... If the train doesn't stop at your station, it's not your train. It does get easier....!!!

-aaron-

I'm back..

... from Singapore.





Do you guys realise that Singapore company websites always has this pic??
Dodgy..

Anyway, I'm dead tired. And upset. Shit load happened when I was there. Now I'm hiding out at Ang Kor's house and being glad that we all have each other for insanity streaks. I also can't wait to go back to Pg the weekend after.... Yawn... Sleepy!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, moving on to family announcements..

1. Fran kor is helping the Siamese temple raise money for a four face Budha. Contributions of all amounts is welcomed. Not so little poor me has pledged a small figure. Perhaps you guys also want to chip in a little. (For those who don't know/remember, it's the temple where the fat hilarious monk came from)

2. Ang kor is leaving for Cherating end of this month. She just asked me if we all would like to give her a small going away pressie. She wants a radio/CD player. I think it's a small gesture, really.. and since she openned mouth already, let's give it t her? I'll sit down w Kris and get back to you guys on this soon.

3. I'm moving in to Ang Kor's house by the end of this month. There goes glitzy Hartamas add but what the hell.. Dysfunctional as it may get... well... actually.. Soon Kris and I might start massive bitching sessions through this blog. But life's too short to worry about tomorrows that will be yesterdays.

Anyway, Ju che and baby Ryan is here. We're supposed to go to the park but it just started storming. Tui..

Hahahaha.. See the rest of you guys soon.

-maddylow-

Piccies!!

Majority of the cousins, this is before the drinking started..... then below we have majority of the uncles and aunties, ALSO before the drinking started...

then right we still have our bus stop picture.. heheheheheheh wait coming up.. dunno where dad put it... hmm.. anyway, more pics to come, waiting for dad to come back from his firework photo taking extravaganza!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALI KOR KOR!!!

just in case for those who dunno, Charlie Michael @ Ali Gantong's 60th birthday is tomorrowo 3rd of September..

see you all soon!!!

*muacks*

-KrisLow-

PArty ParTy

yAHOOO.....
at last, i manage to log in ...
so hard for me to log in..but after some Fish and Food
there i was...in the moment of lOW Blog...

Just to drop By in....

Saying that .... Im IN....

YEah... hehe

adrianLow...

FUN! FUN! FUN!

for those who missed Ali Low's "suprise" birthday steamboat party missed out in a whole lot of drinking and fun last night... wooo hoo.. it was a great night man!! the amounts of alcohol flowing and all the embarassing things said and done... hahahaha... for proof, we will post photos up once dad is done uploading it into his computer... muahahahahahahahahaha!

-KrisLow-

boo!!

my office computer mati already... cannot work... cannot go home and it's only 4.31pm.. but yet can only leave office at 6.00pm.... *yawn* how boring is that..sigh... sigh sigh..

:`(

Quick break..

I couldn't resist but to post up this picture!!

Mine is kart number 7, I nicely crashed into the kart in front of me after nicely drifting pass the hairpin curve... Buggered..

It took those 3 guys, a hammer and 15 minutes to disengage my kart from the other.. Hahah...

-maddylow-

Prayers....

Hello....... Prayers will be done for Vincent this Sunday, 26th August 2007 at Kajang (in Sonny Low's house) Please make your Sunday free. Btw, msg from Ruby Low is, to all the younger generation, kindly make family events/functions a priority from now on. As we were saying on Wednesday, "let's all be LOW and not LOST/LOSERS" Time of prayers still TBA, once Fran Low confirm the "poh tan" i will blog the timing as well.. so remember, PRAYERS ON SUNDAY 26th August 2007!!!!!!!!! if you dunno how to go to Sonny Low's house call me (Kristy Low) or Ruby Low or Alice Yang or Francis Low or Madeline @ Maddy Low...

-KrisLow-

*EVERYONE HAS TO MAKE IT!

Rest In Peace......

Today has been one hectic day. Yesterday was amazingly crazy and today has been unreal. I think reality is slowly setting in that we have lost one of us. Funny thing is, yet some of us still remain untouched by this lost. Growing up with someone, spending CNY, or school holidays or just having dinner with someone somehow creates a bond/connection. But yet some remains unfazed of what was just in front of them. To Vincent Low, we hope that you are not in pain anymore and that you will be looking down on us from heaven and laughing, finally being able to express yourself with words you've longed to use all these years. Standing there by your coffin makes us realise who we have around us and how time is precious. We're sorry we never made an effort to know you, but maybe now we know the importance of making an effort. God Bless you, Vincent. We hope you are safe, happy and content. What happens here on will be a battle fought with a lesson well learned.

Rest In Peace...

You will always be with us in our heart and mind!


-KrisLow-

What is Life About?

What is Life About?

What's life we care so much about?

Life is not about talking,
it's about listening.

Life is not about wanting,
it's about sharing.

Life is not about receiving,
it's about giving.

Life is not about hurting,
it's about loving.

Life is not about hating,
it's about forgiving.

Life is not about retreating,
it's about striving.

Life is not about winning,
it's about finishing.

Life is not about dreaming,
it's about fulfilling.

Life is not about grousing,
it's about living.

Lastly! Life is not about loving yourself,
it's about loving God and loving all others.

Vincent passed away this evening.. I found the above bookmarked in a prayer book placed next to his bed.

As I watched him leave us, I realised it's too late to be sorry for not trying harder to bond with him, too late to to be sorry for not having the patience to give him the attention he needed.. But I'm still sorry..

Tonight we will go to bed knowing we've lost another one of us. Some of us will cry, some of us will try to be strong to lend strength to those who need it more than we do. Whatever you personally choose to do, lets just pray for God and all those who has left us to guide him and keep him safe..

Goodnite..

-maddylow-

say a little prayer for him and his family...

as u all would have already know about wat happen to vincent low i wont be going into the details. it really is a very sad thing to befall him n his family. fr wat i have heard he had the stroke while playing an online game in a internet cafe which i felt was very ironic. there he was playing an online game character. trying to protect it fr getting hurt or killed when the only real person that needed this type of attention was in fact his own life. how more ironic can that get....
vincent is only 2 months older than me. frankly speaking for the last couple of days i could hardly sleep. the feeling of remorse, guilt, sadness kept on lingering. it wasnt all about him but rather myself. i realised i hardly know him....we did mix around when we were young but thats all. i dun know wat he likes to eat, what he likes to do,wat he .......nothing. i cant even remember wat his voice sounds like. and he's my cousin....ironic...
wat has happen has happen. there is nothing more that we can do or say but say a little prayer for him.
which brings me to my point...wat would u do, if u were to wake up tomorrow morning and realised that one of your parents, siblings, relatives is not there anymore"( just close your eyes and imagine it for a moment ). .... how many more times must we take life for granted. must we wait for things to happen before we realised wat is important? those of us who still have our whole family should be so thankful. dun waste your time arguing among each other. life's to short for that. when they are gone, all the crying and wailing will not bring them back.
to all my cousins out there, just wan u guys to know that u will always have a place to call home in penang. and i love u guys. if this blog has offended anyone then i m sorry. god bless us all.....

blog?!

yeah yeah yeah... everyone has slowed down blogging, bla bla bla.. the only people who actually check this blog frequently is mad, me, diana and maybe terence low when he feels like it.. HELLO?!?! duh! i know all ur extra curriculum very important BUT SO IS FAMILY! duh! eh terence low, shuttup ur wobbly face.. dun make me bring Ryan to penang to suck on ur nipples again... wait, but then again u might like it.. nm, i bring my brand new puppy... :P hehehe, for those of u who dunno, Lady (yes my 10 year old dog) just gave birth to 1 big puppy... all this because my father refuse to castrate Duke and that little horny bugger cannot keep his dick hanging as it is, but had to go rape Lady... sigh.. horny littler buggers...

-KrisLow-

terrence

thats my name

blog blog blog

me dear sis, cant u find some brighter frens? i had to use photoshop to edit the photos to see wat the hell was going on. ( that is definately not a racist comment ) .
stupid kristy low. because of your 2000 pound palm landing on my arm i had a blue black bruise. remember pay back's a bitch. revenge will b sweet.

No one blogs anymore

Where is everyone la... Suddenly all no blog activity already..

Why why why????? Can evyerone just like post a damn entry or something?

Anyway, recently had another one of marcus evans month end drinks.. show you guys a few pictures..

No racist comment please...











Keep in touch all... Try to make it for Ryan's full moon, btw.. 2kor calling already. Just come for the sake of coming, if you can't find any other reason. Then we can all head off by ourselves or something..





See you guys soon

-MaddyLow-

Mata Di Malaysia??

The blog is dying..... (",)

It's been quite a while since our last 'cousins outing'...or gathering. SoOooOoo...,i came up with a new one. Why not we catch up one day to EYE ON MALAYSIA?? Havent been there before. Comments please.....then we will fix a date for it

-DiLow-

BORING!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So boring my GOD!! These pass few days have been so fucking busy my GOD!! No time for anything but work work work.. it’s been damn long since anyone blogged anything, so I am going to blog shit today.. oh by the way, for those who didn’t know, let me tell you now… guess who trampled into KL land this week?! None other than Mr Terrence Low!! Woohoo!! Everyone give him around of applause the bus managed (yes he and his wife took the bus down) to move with him in it.. :P and just for telling sake, our dear nephew baby Ryan (bless the baby) tried to suckle on Terrence Low’s man breast… hahahahahaha, there you go.. imagination of the day.. Baby Ryan suckling on Terrence Low’s breast… I think he is a B cup boobie… hahahahhaha

My Birthday!

Special thanks to all my friends & cousins (esp Kennedy, for calling up & i made him sing me a bday song! :p ) for all the birthday wishes via email, sms, calls, gifts, friendster comments, etc. This year celebrations in Luna Bar, Rockmount, Joint, 7ate9 & Aloha. More updated pics on my friendster.

XOXO,

-DiLow-

Welcome To Our Crazy Family!

For those of you who don't know.... Juliet Yang has finally given birth!! yay!! and for those of you who has not call her, start calling... It's a boy as we all know... His name is as of now Ryan Lim, till further notice.. he is healthy with 10 fingers and 10 toes and LOADS of hair... looks like simon yang and calvin low got competition... hahaha..so ppl, let's give our dear darling newborn bay nephew a warm welcome... hi baby!!

-KrisLow-

Cast your votes!!!

Okay.. Most of you should know this by now, but for those who don't Ju is giving birth this Friday. So anyway, in the mad dash to NOT let Ju name the poor baby Greg Lim, Kris and I decided to do this.

Below is a whole list of potential names. Vote on the one you like or even add in the ones you like but is not on the list.

1. Joshua Lim (Josh)
2. Sean Lim
3. Jake Lim
4. Christopher Lim (Chris)
5. Zachary Lim (Zach)
6. Seth Lim
7. Ryan Lim
8. Owen Lim
9. Edward Lim (Eddy)
10. Bennjamin Lim (Benn)
11. Lucas Lim (Luke)
12. Cory Lim

Ufffff... I just realised we can recycle this list for upcoming babies in the family too!!!

Remember, she's giving birth this FRIDAY. So vote up!! NOW!!!! (Errr... for those are sick in the head, she's taking a shower now. Imagine, preggers Ju in the shower!! EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!)

On a different note:
Congratulations to my baby brother!!! Super results for his degree =)
He might be smart, and above the age of consent now, but realise how everyone still calls him "Bi"? =p

-MaddyLow-

Refreshed!

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, this feels good... man i so agree that time to time we have to take a break from work and the city life just to energize ourselves all over again.. working every monday to fridays with the occasional saturdays can be taxing on a person's mind... the stress from ppl u work with (especially if your biz dev mgr is an asshole), the traffic, the stupid clients (who pay our salary but some are morons, admit it) and all the other elements of stress... then after like 4 maybe 5 months of all that constant stress a person's mind can blow u know.. anyway after the longest time (estimated 4 months) i finally took my vacation.. ahhh, feels good man, 2 days off work plus sat and sun... hehehehehe, of course my beloved cousin who loves*cough* *cough* *hack* me so much had to call me and ask if i have already eat and shat anot.. but then again that's my cousin rite?! of course i won't mention name la.. anyway to cut things short, it was blissful, wonderful and relaxing... furthermore the sun was shining and the sea was calm.. the food was wonderful and cheap... i got to meet my friends... ahhhhhh, definately a must!! :-) *muacks*

-KrisLow-

Tired!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am extremely extremly tired!!!
It's after 7 and I'm still stucked in the office.. I want my mommy and daddy!!! I wanna be home reading and eating instead of cracking my head to finish writting damn briefs!!
My back hurts, my eye balls are dried up, my feet is blistered from nasty stilettos that i stupidly wore today. And my brain is jammed!! I have no mojo to write!!!!!!!!!!!
Bwwwwaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..!!!!!!!!!!!!

-MaddyLow-

how do you put ur feet down and be tough towards someone?! how how how?!
and these are your friends and business partners...
ARGH!

-KrisLow-

sticker

im here and for the gazillionth time, where is my sticker???????????????????



terry_low

Where is everyone????

-MaddyLow-

It's storming here!!! Perfect!!

Do you guys know how perfect is a mushy chick flick, choc ice cream and a storm, all together?? It's super! For some weird reason, I'm unable to put a tittle of this entry. Stupid server/template issue shit. Anyways, not important as long as i sign out, right??? :p

Sunday is half gone already AGAIN. Maybe the king will die late tonight and we'll all get tomorrow off.. hahaaa... Or would anyone of you wanna volunteer to call the cops and tell them there's a bomb in my building tomorrow?? Then all have to evacuate and no need to work!! Woohoo!!!!!!!!!

And kor, you need a 10kg cheesemake to sit on.. everything would be too small, you lunch ffk-er!!

-MaddyLow-

mooncakes???

wow...smart ah?! ppl like my lil sis n my not so lil cuz can never resist mooncakes. blog advertising at its very best. maybe u guys will wanna try my version of mooncakes instead. LOW style. go to secret recipe.... get a cheese cake. take it back home and sit on it. full moon cheese cake. yum yum.
mine will have a lil bit of sourness and some crunchy stuff.
note: whatever hair that u will eventually find in it would be fr secret recipe
terrence

Mooncakes

Greetings everyone! Just to update you guys, I'm no longer with my 5yrs company distributing health supplements to pharmacies, medical halls,hospitals, etc. Im now with Hotel Equatorial,KL, sitting in as Business Development (in short, SALES). But not room sales, Banquet,etc....Im dealing with festives hampers like Chinese New Year, Hari Raya, Christmas,Mooncakes, Birthdays, Flowers, etc. Some of my friends even asked me whether I have hampers for Cheng Beng, Hungry Ghost Festivals or 'Chang' (dumpling) festivals.....which my answer to them is....Brilliant! I shall propose to my boss when im not workin there anymore.

OK....cut the speech & let's get serious here. My main point is......if any1 of u need to buy mooncakes, let me know. 1box no discount, more than 5 i can consider, Corporate companies, more discount & better services :p

Pricing for mini mooncakes should be RM36/18pcs
Pricing for a box of 4 mooncakes ranges from RM48 onwards

......*sigh*........stop laughing MadLow & KrisLow.....i know what you guys are thinking....

-DiLow-

discussions...

this is an interesting topic. i am also quite curious as to how you bastards can lie to your girlfriends. thank god everybody knows that i never lie to mine. like i always say, honesty is the ONLY policy. anyways, i would like to remind everybody that lying is sinful, degrading, insulting, demoralizing and patronizing. so there.



the honest one,
terlow

Discussion of the week

Been finishing work late this week & then apa lagi?!? happy hour lah!! kakaka..i'm getting sick of drinking this whole week.....alasan:birthday celebration for the whole month of JULY mah...woo hOOo..From clubs to pubs to live bands to cafes...hmm....the next thing u know i would be sitting in plastic chairs in food courts or restaurants,drinking.....joining the uncles there...eeeeee....... :s
Anyway, wanted to bring this out. Why do guys lied to their girlfriends? Is it necessary or are they protecting themselves?Feedbacks & comments please..... due date is 1 week for u guys to post up feedbacks :p
Btw, Aaron's idea is kinda good too. He suggest that we should have a theme or topic of the month to discuss.So, here i am!! posting up the first topic.. :p

-DiLow-

Malaysia?

There was traffic jam, human jam and train breakdowns. I only managed to board on a train at 8.40 and got into the office at 9... ADUHAI...

Anyway, this is what I wanted to share...

We were at the large junction in front of standard charted, and there was two old indian ladies there. For whatever reasons, they decided to run across just as the lights across turned green and traffic started zooming towards them.

They started running, for a lil bit, it was comical to watch, then one of them tripped and fell. Face down. When we saw her face again, it was covered with blood. Her shoes and things were all scattered on the street and there was incoming traffic.

A guy and girl who was standing near by rushed over to help her. They stopped traffic, picked up her things, helped her up. I think her tooth broke. . Then two more ladies went over to give her tissues and asked her if she needs to go to the clinic etc.

I was watching from accross the street. (Before any smarty come and ask what was I doing)

The reason I'm telling you guys all this is, the two ppl who first helped her, were chinese, the two other ladies who went ovr after that were malays. Who said we have racism issues in Malaysia?

-MaddyLow-

cousins outing.. part 2

BTW, come on man, i dun believe you guys have to work on merdeka weekend... it's time for us to just go and have fun...

for those who wish to confirm call maddy because for this outing she is the organiser... muahahaha... be ready to pay for yourselves... if you wish to bring your other halves that are not part of the family then ask first... subject to approval..

but come on, it should be fun... i dun think we will kill each other....

hmmmmmmmmmmmm.................

-KrisLow-

Cousin outing!!

hey... shall we go on a cousin outing?
say ovr merdeka weekend? 31st is a friday and surely none of us will have to work
so we got friday, saturday and sunday.. wanna head down to langkawi or tioman (read:duty free areas)
or... we can even head down to ang kor's place.. !!!
want ah?? we'll iron out the details ltr, now just need yes and no from you people.. hurry hurry!! else i have to conf my trip to salang w my work mates lioa

-MaddyLow-

TRUTH: 21st Century

:)

Our communication - Wireless

Our dress - Topless

Our telephone - Cordless

Our cooking - Fireless

Our youth - Jobless

Our food - Fatless

Our Labour - Effortless

Our conduct - Worthless

Our relation - Loveless

Our attitude - Careless

Our feelings - Heartless

Our education - Valueless

Our follies - Countless

Our arguments - Baseless

Our boss - Brainless

Our Job - Thankless

Our Salary - Very less.

www.secretgarden-aaron.blogspot.com

Are u dating a FROG or a PRINCE?

How to spot a Prince..
1. Gives u space when u need it & not get annoyed when u decide u wan to go out wit friends.
2. Offers u the first bite of his meal.
3. Keep his own interests but also includes you in his life.
4. Is a good listener who listens to u even though u can be irrational at times.
5. Engages in pillow talk.
6. Write u little notes to remind u he's thinking of u.
7. Compliments u for no reason.
8. Organizes & plans to do things together.
9. Is affectionate without ulterior motives.
10. Introduces u as his girlfriend & is proud to do so.
11. Is considerate & takes your feelings into consideration.
12. Makes an effort to get along with your friends.
13. Returns your sms & calls in a timely fashion.
14. Helps out with 'guy' stuff without u having to ask.
15. Knows what to do,when to do it & how to do it.

You get a FROG if he...
1. Never holds the door for u.
2. Expects u to pay for meals.
3. Talks on the phone & SMS all the time during dates-but not to u.
4. Is self absorbed (thinks that only he matters).
5. Drives off right away after u get out of his car.
6. 'Forgets' his wallet when the bill comes.
7. Talks down on you.
8. Is always late.
9. Check out/ogle at other girls infront of you.
10. Is abusive (tell someone....get HELP!!).

-DiLow-

In Confusion....

.........we're bored to death and decided to snap & create something funny.......

Cool leh......

-DiLow & AaronLow-

Sunday......

Sunday bloody sunday!!!!
woohoo!!!

-KrisLow-

Survived..........

aaaahhhhh, the weekend is FINALLY here... it started out to be a bit pissing, cause during the middle of the week my boss informed me that i have to attend an event organised by my marketing manager this weekend... and as usual high-ho mighty-o of a bastard didn't inform the sales team on anything till the last minute.. u know why?! because my general manager asked him this simple question " you inform the sales team they have to be there right?!" and that was it... he was planning for this event for the pass 2 weeks, but conveniently failed to inform ANY sales staff because he want to be hero and do this all by himself... great right?! sigh.. so last minute inform means all of us had to cancel our appointments in the morning and make it la... just to save his fucking sorry ass... sigh... things we good hearted people do... but me being me, agreed to go, then said out loud in the office for all to hear "Sigh, here we go saving some people's backside so that they can keep their job".. asshole... actually right i really dun get it lor... i mean he has been "promoted" to biz dev mgr from the mktg mgr position like 2 months back and he is still in the office... can a person's skin really be so thick?! hmmm... dunno... let me know what u think...

-KrisLow-

Crazy Drivers

Driving in KL can get reli crazy with so many insane drivers around. These are some specimens u need to avoid:

Specimen 1
Royalty and menteri-s in their automobiles,with 20 police escorts (registration plates with some sort of kesultanan logo,small flag on front bumper,black-tinted windows).The outriders clear the traffic first,then VIP motorcade consists of many cars,all with hazard lights switched on. Every1 must give way...if not...

Specimen 2
Police cars,ambulance,bomba & other emergency vehicles. Since they help save lives, etc, they get the leeway.During heavy traffic,they use the emergency lanes, but still have to make way.

Specimen 3
Bus drivers,lorry drivers & taxi drivers.Commands the highest right of way among civilians.Drive near them at your own risk.

Specimen 4
Businessmen,politicians,tycoons,CEOs in their limo-s (Number plate with single digit/8888, found on roads after 9am or b4 5pm.Ahmat driver wearing uniform,usually doubles-up as bodyguard/assassin when the need arises). Big cars-Merz,BMW & Volvo.Since their time is FAR more important than ours,they must have the right of way.

Specimen 5
Rich man,contractor boss,spare-part shop boss, any big boss. Drives his own luxury car (Civic,perdana,sonata,SUV), cuts in & out of traffic like they own the road. Glares at you or show the 'middle-finger' if you slow dwn. Cutting queue at toll booths/traffic jams,always talkin on hp,dressed smartly,goldchain & bracelet.

Specimen 6
Mak Datin-s/Tai-tai's. Same as Specimen 5,but drives CRV,RAV4 ,etc.They only appear during non-peak hrs in suburbs only. Drives as if the road belongs to them,uses the honk frequently, wears DIOR sunglasses & cover their arms with sweater. Driving sucks big time.

Specimen 7
Mat & Ah Bengs racers. In their modified cars like Wira,Honda,Vios. They make the most noise & very annoying when you're trying to get some sleep. Black rims,loud techno music on stereo,muffler,black fake leather seats,car sticker like RECARO,HKS,RAZO, SPARCO,etc. Usually spotted during the night.

Specimen 8
Motors, & mat-rempits
I think they are the worst of the lot.I bet many of u encountered motorcyclists from hell.They squeeze in & out around ur cars as if it's their grandfather's road causing scratches on ur car or broken side mirrors.

Specimen 9
Old Uncles/Aunties
Drive old beat-up cars that looks like it is about to fall apart.But that's not the issue here.They drive as if they're on an evening stroll on the beach & they're always on the right lane.They're oblivious to any honks or flash & when u overtake them, they pretend not to see u!

Specimen 10
Poor,law-abiding people like us lah!!! dUh....!

-DiLow-

Survived...

i survived this week!!!!! and last's night m.e "have alcohol instead of insurance" session. you guys would be proud of me, i left at half past eight PM!!! ( i shall keep the amnt of alcohol consume in that hour plus pvt). but i left the party walking on my own feet, without doing anything scandalous. on monday..... muahahaa... i shall be pristine while the others hang their heads with various stage of guilt, frustration and embarassment. it's a sad culture, eh? pseudo corporate wankers. last night, in my more lucid moments, i was tempted to just throw it all away, drive home straight to penang and nvr leave agn. nasty. whats everyone up to this weekend?

Heloooo

La la la la la la,,,,,,,,,

erm...

i dont mean to annoy you but ...

pa·tience /ˈpeɪʃəns/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[pey-shuhns] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –noun

1.	the quality of being patient, as the bearing of provocation, annoyance, misfortune, or pain, without complaint, loss of temper, irritation, or the like.

and of course...

pa·tient /ˈpeɪʃənt/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[pey-shuhnt] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –noun

1.	a person who is under medical care or treatment.

Patients.........

sometimes life is so frustrating.... there are times when u just wanna lift up ur hands and say forget it, i give up. but then as humans we continue to live and fight for whatever we believe or dun believe... we naturally vent, release and live on.. so here i am venting my frustrations about 1 moronic person who is officially the worlds biggest, idiot who doesn't know what he is doing, the most un-organised, moronic (i've said that, i know), stupidest, dumbest, assholic, idiotic (yes yes i said it again), egoistic, marketing manager... yes, this person is a marketing manager, now how this person EVER got this position i really do not comprehend.. the only valid reason i have as to why a person would actually get this position without brains, is by lapping and sucking and kissing every pair/pairs of balls he/she may come across during their tenure/career... makes sense?! an e.g for those who thinks i am exaggerating.. now this person has actually agreed to be a sponsor during a fashion show, now in return the fashion show organisers decide to provide each sponsor with a table to set & display their brochures, items and etc etc to promote themselves... now it's a fashion show, it's a close door event, but a very high end close door event.. now a NORMAL marketing manager would have done the proper preparations (i.e chose the decorations, inform colleagues in charge/request for colleagues assitance) and ensure that they themselves would be present during that day itself... you are afterall the marketing manager and is the spokesperson for the company... NOW this is what this marketing manager does.. This marketing manager approached the sales manager of the company to inform her/him that the marketing manager would need their help.. fair enough... but here is the catch, the marketing manager is going on leave for that date...... fine, so the marketing manager says bring your assitant along, you are only there to represent the company and nothing else.. informs the sales manager the event starts at 11.00am and that all sponsors are required to be there by 10.30am.. simple right?! but suprise suprise, on the day of event, the organisers called the office at 10am, demanded to speak to the sales manager and screamed (and i mean LITERALLY screaming) asking why are there no representatives from the company at the event, why no one has bothered to setup the table provided for and why is the sales manager STILL in the office at 10am when all sponsors were suppose to be at event to setup by 9am... great right?! ladies and gentlement, i introduce to you the worlds most screwed up marketing manager... and yet, after so many screw ups (notice that it is plural not singular) this person is still working for the company... why you must wonder... so do i.. for those who knows the answer to all, please leave a comment or two and educate me... educate me why people like these hold these positions when they OBVIOUSLY do not deserve it one tiny bit.... educate me why a person who is so egoistic, un-cooperative and un-organised can hold such a position... and trust me, this is only 1 of the manY maNY mANY MANY MORE incidents that has happened during my tenure.... for my beloved cousin who constanly hears me vent, she knows what kind of person am i dealing with... therefor, i am quite glad in a sense this marketing manager doesn't work close with me.. but now, i need to vent, because this week itself this person has almost manage to lose my client for me, all for the plain reason that this person arrogantly asked my client over the phone, "how come your organisation is so big and there is no one who is able to drive their car to work, just so they can swing by my office to collect the brochures" wonderful right?! what wonderful PR skills.. luckily the sales team did a quick damage control, can you believe it?! sales team doing damage control and not the marketing manager?! funny right?! sigh.... whatever man... i refuse to acknowledge this person's existence even till the day it dies....

-THE END-

-KrisLow-

Silence..

.... I woke up this morning thinking it was Monday already. It look a lot of convincing from my cube clock and handphone before I believed it's still Sunday. I was groggy like hell. Not surprising since I've more or less been sleeping since 2pm yesterday after the last of the "guests" from the party left. It was nasty, the party, not the people (well, maybe a couple of them were nasty, but they left early). Too much anticipation too little fun. If there's any good photos, I'll post 'em up tomorrow. Btw, those who live in the city (aka cicilisation, big bookshop is having another one of their clearance sale. Go check it out. Ending next weekend). Where is everyone else??? You've all been silent. I'm gonna go brave my myself for the coming week of crap and next Friday's company drinks (alcohol + stressed up people = SHIT). Hmm... I'm gonna go call mom & dad now. -MaddyLow-

MAKE LOVE ....NOT WAR.....

Hahaaha....i guess this will be the first post that is the earliest....u pigs definately still asleep....
-End- (_!_)....**** fart for u cousins

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I'M BACK!!!

muahahahahaha! eh how u know we started this blog just b'cos of u?! *pukez* *vomitz* i know we are sweet, but no need to announce to the whole world! muahahaha.. ppls introducing our fat cousin in PG.... eh btw, kor, when u going to move ur ass down here for a visit? basket... faster la.. either that or start producing something.. *ahem* *ahem* u know what i mean right... ;-) you always say no time la, cannot move la.. eh ur bum bum not that fat ok... move it! ;-) you got to move it, move it, you got to move it, move it........

-KrisLow-

ya ya ya

without name more sexy ma....keep in touch ya ya. stay so near also need blog to keep in touch...tsk tsk.......only wanna keep in touch with me is it? aawww that's so sweet.
everybody kris low is sick. poor thing got no voice. her silence is deafening.
just had laksa and rojak with adrian low and his gf. ...... ( stop drooling pigs ). much more delicious compared to bugs and scorpions! till next time. signing off -terrence- happy???

sicko brain!

which moron is posting and not signing off... eh the original idea for this is for us to keep in touch and to update each other abt what we are doing... not post up sicko comments on who is going to eat who.. DUH! eh come one man, start signing off... and btw, FRAN LOW DID BLOG!! r u BLIND?! sigh...

-KrisLow-

Signing off..!!!!

Eh.... can you guys sign off with your initials or names or whatever? It'll take 30 extra seconds, thats all. And it's not rocket science.

Please and thank you.

-MaddyLow-

Hhmmmm

looks like fran low IS the lean mean eating machine. anything and everything goes. like i said Kris low u can run but u cant hide. one day he's gonna eat u......not that way sicko....

what the hell?

over the past few days there has been a uproar over the cousins presidency position. i have even received a couple of legal letters regarding defamation. as hard as it is for me and u all, i have decided with immediate effect to step down. i know i know stop crying. they might have won the battle but not the war! wisemen once said " i"ll be back to cook sambal"!
this blog sucks. how come those cuz fr me generation is not chiping in? namely ivan, fran, ??
can somebody pls bang their head to pen a few lines?
to yellow fella the only way to regard yourself as a true blue low is to be fat. that is why ppl like u and me are always on the receiving end. speaking of that i suspect those yellow man fr the digi commercial are actually related to us. they ARE fat. the truth is out there ( theme from x-files ). could be the sons of our long lost uncles. seek the truth and u shall find. wisemen once said " oi lu buta ka"?!!!

Abu ABuuu Gaa.....Cak

Hlelo erevy,
Oh , wlel nhotnig mcuh to say ...Knida terid form tdyoas wrok .
And I jsut cmae bcak form yum char wtih fierdns.
If you can raed tihs taths maen you'r namrol. Cheers.....


www.secretgarden-aaron.blogspot.com

long betong weekend

being so hitech with computers and gadgets and all, this is my first time posting a blog.

it all started over 2 beers( err...maybe a few....or errr more than a few....u get my point). 2 frens wanted to go to Betong, Thailand the bodering town of Pengkalan Hulu, Malaysia. it took much persuasion b4 i slightly raised my voice and said "Y? U THINK I SCARED TO DIE AH" from the talks on all the bombings and killings and all. see what kinda trouble alcohol can get u into?

there i was at 3.30am friday morning in his car the 4 of us including my wifey, and still asking her...u scared ah??? u scared ah???. reached the malaysian immigration and wanted to ask the officer "ada bom kah" and was afraid i would be given a " takut lagi mari ah" answer.

at the thai immigration, asked the ppl there......any bombs lately?.......the reply was.... no not this few weeks. damn alot of good the answer did me. suddenly it was the first time i wanted to chicken out from going to the land of sin. TOO LATE!!!

headed straight to my fren roberts hse of course after some heavy alcohol shopping at the duty free. he was on his way out to sell fried bugs on his motorised stall. had our version of the fear factor.....uuurrrggggghh....gross stuff man.

My wife, the fear factor champion ate this....its an insect which lives in the water, smells like cockroach and is abt 3" long.












I did the scorpions.....dun believe, hv abt 10 in my fridge.













2 b continued..........can't get the hang of blogging and arranging the pics.arrrgghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!


-FranLow-

time time TIME!!!!!!!

u c this is what happens when a bunch of cracked up cousins start a blog page and all of us have access to the page.. muahahahahaha, we just blog shit as and when we like with whatever we like to say... yes yes we had a damn long weekend, but it is not going to be as long as the weekday! shit man someone cut us a break... i mean for how long can we work and not take a break?! i need to breathe!!! ARGH!! but seriously ppl, how many of u feel that a 2 day weekend is insufficient.... doesn't help that we can't cramp all our activities *ahem* into one weekend.. damn it WE NEED MORE TIME!!especially since there are so many of us.. sigh, we should all be given a 2 week holiday where we just sit back, shit, sleep, eat and doo all our 'other' activities... hehehehehehehehehhe..

someone pass the motion of needing more days off...

QUICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-KrisLow-

Ultilising the company's facilities..

... to blog & rant!!!!

Muahahahaa.....

Why can't we have 3 day weekends anyway.. 2 days are not enough.. See ah, one night for partying, one day to get rid of the hangovers, then one night to chill out, and one day to clean and do groceries and run errands, then the whole weekend is gone already.. Where do we get time to err... relax???? With one extra day off, we would come bck to work happier and more productive instead of using time to blog instead. See? Someone go draft a letter to the Ministry of Labour of whatever...

Then we'll get our fat mysterious "presidumb" sign it and send it.

-MadLow-

sNiPiTs....

For everyone's information,here are some snipits of last night. Gimme more time to upload the rest of the pictures.I need time & mood to edit some of them. & btw, im not pretty...im innocent! *blink*blink* :p Feedback,comments,feedback,comments on this pretty photo??? Cool leh....there's alot more to come, like.......the mangkuk tandas case...the retarded faces....the chewing gums???hahaha...i'll be back....

Signing off,

-DiLow-