Crazy Drivers

Driving in KL can get reli crazy with so many insane drivers around. These are some specimens u need to avoid:

Specimen 1
Royalty and menteri-s in their automobiles,with 20 police escorts (registration plates with some sort of kesultanan logo,small flag on front bumper,black-tinted windows).The outriders clear the traffic first,then VIP motorcade consists of many cars,all with hazard lights switched on. Every1 must give way...if not...

Specimen 2
Police cars,ambulance,bomba & other emergency vehicles. Since they help save lives, etc, they get the leeway.During heavy traffic,they use the emergency lanes, but still have to make way.

Specimen 3
Bus drivers,lorry drivers & taxi drivers.Commands the highest right of way among civilians.Drive near them at your own risk.

Specimen 4
Businessmen,politicians,tycoons,CEOs in their limo-s (Number plate with single digit/8888, found on roads after 9am or b4 5pm.Ahmat driver wearing uniform,usually doubles-up as bodyguard/assassin when the need arises). Big cars-Merz,BMW & Volvo.Since their time is FAR more important than ours,they must have the right of way.

Specimen 5
Rich man,contractor boss,spare-part shop boss, any big boss. Drives his own luxury car (Civic,perdana,sonata,SUV), cuts in & out of traffic like they own the road. Glares at you or show the 'middle-finger' if you slow dwn. Cutting queue at toll booths/traffic jams,always talkin on hp,dressed smartly,goldchain & bracelet.

Specimen 6
Mak Datin-s/Tai-tai's. Same as Specimen 5,but drives CRV,RAV4 ,etc.They only appear during non-peak hrs in suburbs only. Drives as if the road belongs to them,uses the honk frequently, wears DIOR sunglasses & cover their arms with sweater. Driving sucks big time.

Specimen 7
Mat & Ah Bengs racers. In their modified cars like Wira,Honda,Vios. They make the most noise & very annoying when you're trying to get some sleep. Black rims,loud techno music on stereo,muffler,black fake leather seats,car sticker like RECARO,HKS,RAZO, SPARCO,etc. Usually spotted during the night.

Specimen 8
Motors, & mat-rempits
I think they are the worst of the lot.I bet many of u encountered motorcyclists from hell.They squeeze in & out around ur cars as if it's their grandfather's road causing scratches on ur car or broken side mirrors.

Specimen 9
Old Uncles/Aunties
Drive old beat-up cars that looks like it is about to fall apart.But that's not the issue here.They drive as if they're on an evening stroll on the beach & they're always on the right lane.They're oblivious to any honks or flash & when u overtake them, they pretend not to see u!

Specimen 10
Poor,law-abiding people like us lah!!! dUh....!

-DiLow-