alright. now since i m here i would like to suggest a nomination of cousin's president. here are the list of nominated ppl.
1. Ivan Yang- too old
2. Juliet Yang- too rich
3. Simon Yang- too hairy
4. Mad Low-too short
5. Terry Low-too wh4
6. Audrey Low- too good
7. Calvin Low- too yellow
8. Chris Low-too fat
9. Fran Low-too thai
10. Grace Low-too indian ( no offense to Kennedy )
11. Adrian Low- too bi
12. Alvin Low-too mechanical
13. Aaron Low-mia
14. Vincent- too quiet
15. Tammy-too motherly
16. Alex-too wuss
17. His sister-too pretty
to all the other cuzz that i miss out sorry. better luck next year.
looks like i m the only one left. thank u. i will lead u ppl to a new greater height. the grass will be greener on my side!
to those who dare defy me as God as my witness i will hunt them down and sit and fart on their face. and trust me when i say this ....MY FART will come with some residues that will stain your face for as long as u live! a pungent smell will follow u up to heaven or hell. AND u will get rejected by both. nuff- said
2 comments:
FUCKER! it's Kris Low not Chrislow... FUCKER!!!! get it right
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-KrisLow-
We MOGOK!! The joint fart of Diana Low, Kris Low and Mad Low is stronger than yours!! Therefore, you have been denominated as the president!! Muahahaha.... We'll let you be the wussy Secretary instead where you can collect farts and warts.
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